masculivoid 1: "i'm bent. crooked."
masculivoid 2: "warped?"
masculivoid 1: "to the extreme"
masculivoid 2: "good, you probably have more fun"

masculivoid 3: "i haven't been laid in so long, i feel like i'm gonna explode!"
masculivoid 4: "well, all i can say to that is gulp!"

all i can say to these "men" is
ejaculate, giggle, clap

masculivoid 1: "are you in san diego and up for some fun i hope?"

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