"i jerked off to a picture of your face this morning, you know"
(thanks, you've already won me over)

"what do you do when you have phone sex," i ask
"you just tell the other person what you wanna do to them while you jerk off"
(ejaculate, giggle, clap!)

spiteful q cop: it is so much fun pissing str8 people off

pruvmyslfbtr: wee that is a shame. so what do you do?
me: chew gum!
pruvmyslfbtr: i see, a time honored white trash tradition. what else?



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