"i jerked off to a picture of your face this morning, you know"
(thanks, you've already won me over)
"what do you do when you have phone sex," i ask
"you just tell the other person what you wanna do to them while you jerk off"
(ejaculate, giggle, clap!)
spiteful q cop: it is so much fun pissing str8 people off
pruvmyslfbtr: wee that is a shame. so what do you do?
me: chew gum!
pruvmyslfbtr: i see, a time honored white trash tradition. what else?