"what do you do for fun," ask masculivoids from the jersey shore to long beach, ca.
(most won't talk to me if i tell them i don't "go out," so i just say i keep myself entertained.)
"so tell me, what can i do to keep myself entertained?"
(haven't you the foggiest?)
"meet yourself and ask!"
(with that, he stops imming)
"you'd love sidney, big gay population, lots to do"
(no amount of real world's acceptence could make you bond tonight)