the brawn man champion's bared and his pecker's a fiend, i knew he wasn't interested in me
athletes are big and strong eating taters raw, and i could tell i couldn't belong
cuz he is supreme, manly, and i could tell i couldn't belong cuz he is a mean hairy...being
i love stocky joel, so put in my behind your big tube cock, rape me
i love stocky joel, just do it so one time there'll be man in me!
he's styled, so i thought "fuck," then asked for a date
"fags aren't dapper," he said, "cuz their balls are feigned"
i said, "you are straight, you know males, lead and i'll follow"
and next he is schoolin' on, and i am learning male things
and next i'll be wooing dawn, cuz joel's the supreme man, he...kinged me
i love stocky joel, don't put in my behind your big tube cock, baby
i love stocky joel cuz i am shaped and finally man of dreams!