my world was shattered, that's what formed my heart
construction worker types were gloating, "keep up your guard"
i gawked at mens' world with awe cuz i was not there...and i saw that i needed some manly fare
who's strong, my belly was appalling - but now my belly is so strong
and i make real men cry, "i'm sorry!"
look at my firm behind, how can you think i'm gay
who could pack these turds, who's worthy of my heiney
down at the beach i'm scarred by all of ya'll with boobs
come and hug me, suck me like i'm using you, look at my firm behind
look at my firm behind, look at my firm behind, look at my firm behind, baby!