fun with cats

* before trying any of the following at home, feed and caress and act lovey-dovey to the feline...make it trust you *

1. kick it off the sofa
2. pick it up by its tail and let it hang for a while
3. squeeze a paw til you hear it scream in pain
4. pretend it's a soccer ball
5. step on it
6. i want to try this badly, hold it by its tail and lasso it around in the air

whatever you do, don't kill it. that'll only make it unresponsive to torment.

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