"mr. lane, don't fail me just cuz i wasn't born with the correct gene to excel at mathematics!"

"baby, don't dump me just cuz i wasn't born with the correct gene to remember your number!"

"officer, don't arrest me just cuz i was born with the leadfoot gene!"

"butch, don't ignore me just cuz i was born with the unmanly gene!"

"bossman, don't fire me just cuz i was born with the slacker gene!"

my problems are not my fault!!!!
i was born this way!!!!



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