i'm the anti-gayer, and i know just why i'm mad
at lovers and paraders, sin sure makes them proud and glad
so, gays are now the champions, their haze has won our hearts
but i know their game, it's a crying shame
and theyíre all for queer cuz their inners feel
like theyíve lost their genderís spark

iím the anti-gayer cuz i have a gay-type plight
things i did not know from hurt, i learned by screwing mike
ah, my skill is one to taunt things, skill to taunt whatís gay
though i yearn to dance with a man up my ass,
when i fuck the best, then my sight is depressed
cuz i overcompensate

iím the anti-gayer, sinned all around new jers
played with guys in palisades, laid in fine sea girt
can remember places, donít remember names
ah, it sucks to hell to know i fucked to quell
my past which was riled, gotta grab a smile
my boring luck must change

iím the anti-gayer, i bring to you my songs
iíd like a friend whoís gay to screw, but i wonít pray for shawn
no, itís god who deemed Ďoffensive,í the lot of gays through time
god has let those free-spirit gays be free, cuz he loves the gays but they turn away
and they just wonít have his light

iím the anti-gayer, i write and soon will grow
iíve turned my taste for peckers and skin to a cyber-show
ah, it took six years to write and now start the best years of my life
hey, youíve a beautiful schlong and itís grander long
but iím gonna have to quit the want to take your jizz
cuz i wanna be a purer guy

iím the anti-gayer, no idol for this age
thatís so obsessed with money when christís word doesnít pay
ah, canít see me in the papers, the pc magazines
cuz when i get bold, theyíll call me cold
i'll get looked over, flagged as a pissed old man
theyíre just scared of new ideas

i'm the anti-gayer, and i know just why i'm mad
at lovers and paraders, sin sure makes them proud and glad
so, gays are now the champions, their haze has won our hearts
but i know their game, it's a crying shame
and theyíre all for queer cuz their inners feel
like theyíve lost their genderís spark

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