call up jesus, hang up the phone if it's his dad, i hate his tone
i want nothing to be wrong, i'm part-time christian

to 'versity i have subscribed, for let-live lives i'll fight like christ
forgives the views of part-time christians

we are undercover lib'rals, church our front:
pray for love, fetus ain't no chum
we are lame and quite gay in our real lives
crowing up the song, "it's no rules, just right"

if i date men, don't make me weep, don't blast me, i'll lose self-esteem
go embrace 'virs'ty, be part-time christian

and if it's money that you need, ask who's god's friend, say you can't eat
envy soc'lizes thinks and moves the part-time christian

we are undercover lib'rals, church our front:
pray for love, fetus ain't no chum
we are lame and quite gay in our real lives
crowing up the song, "it's no rules, just right"

i've got something that i must tell, last night ex-wife said 'hear me yell"
we're a c l u, sue full-time christians

and it's the family we hate, we say it incapacitates
unless it's two mens' compensates for full-time christians
always be part-time christians
the libs won't be full-time christians

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