no tellin' how, i've hounds forgettin' how to plan to make shit
tell me, little dog, cuz i must know
tell me how am i supposed to potty-train you
now that you've been poopin' for so long
how am i supposed to potty-train you
and how am i supposed to ever want
friends over, cuz one whiff, one snort, they're gone
too proud to try, or could ya ever come around?
cuz puppy-dreams of mine did not include this stench
and now it just pains me, cuz i'm guilty with no doubt
my dopes once obeyed, but i'd scold no more since then
now i don't wanna know their plight will
be always, i'm steamin'
but it's all my fault cuz they were trained
tell me how am i supposed to potty-train
you
now that you've been poopin' for so long
how am i supposed to potty-train you
and how am i supposed to ever want
friends over, cuz one whiff, one snort, they're gone
now i don't wanna know i might never
smell spring in here, and
it's my fault, these smelly rooms