they can't hardly relieve it as they learned when they were babes
they can, but pups go when and where they choose
i sent them to training, pups were meant to start to cave
to the look upon my face, one angry dude

no tellin' how, i've hounds forgettin' how to plan to make shit
tell me, little dog, cuz i must know

tell me how am i supposed to potty-train you
now that you've been poopin' for so long
how am i supposed to potty-train you
and how am i supposed to ever want
friends over, cuz one whiff, one snort, they're gone

too proud to try, or could ya ever come around?
cuz puppy-dreams of mine did not include this stench
and now it just pains me, cuz i'm guilty with no doubt
my dopes once obeyed, but i'd scold no more since then

now i don't wanna know their plight will be always, i'm steamin'
but it's all my fault cuz they were trained

tell me how am i supposed to potty-train you
now that you've been poopin' for so long
how am i supposed to potty-train you
and how am i supposed to ever want
friends over, cuz one whiff, one snort, they're gone

now i don't wanna know i might never smell spring in here, and
it's my fault, these smelly rooms