the united states of america is headed for a giant downfall, and it's all because of liberals' overcompassion.
* this is why liberals should all be massacred, along with mexicans and feminists (who really just need raped).
the connecticut school board is now suspending coaches whose teams win by over 50 points.
i kid you not. have you heard of anyone being so...how should i say...overcompassionate to the feelings of the losing team?
first came the regulations to protect blacks' feelings, and i did not speak out because i didn't know blacks' motivations and had no reason to belittle them
then came the regulations to protect strong womens' feelings, and i did not speak out because i was empathetic towards overcompensation: my right leg needs help from my left to be strong enough to support me
then came the regulations to protect gays' feelings, and i started to speak out to keep from assaulting someone
then came the regulations to keep winners from adding insult to losers' injury. as if sportsmen are as thin-skinned as gay black women.
har, har...two points