i got an outpatient surgery to keep my foot up and straight when i walk.  i stayed at my mom's for one or two nights before i needed to go home and be with my 48 month-old puppies.  my heart was breaking, but my roommate (housemate) and my mom did not want me to risk infection.

i can't see it coming in the air at night or dawn
but i've been waiting to go home since last friday night or dawn
do you fear me running, crutch-impaired, tonight? i'm home by dawn

well, see, you told me i'd be frowning with tendons-infected
i'd fear your case is strong, my friends, but i don't know if germs hone on a gash
well, i was teared and been mauled by surgeon - i saw bandaged mound of ny(lon)
and you did wipe off dog-shit and all that garbage that, all around my room, lied

so i can't see it coming in the air at night or dawn
and i've been waiting to go home since last friday night or dawn
i can't see it coming in the air at night or dawn
and i've been waiting to go home since last friday night or dawn

well, i remember - i remember your hurting - now will i get staph infects?
did the germs die? it's week five since you've been sick
well, i know the reason why you keep my 'rrival, but your room's below me
my slight hurt for my home's not the pain you'd know
if i gained some of your disease

but i can't see it coming in the air at night or dawn
and i've been waiting to go home since last friday night or dawn
i can't see it in the air at night or dawn
but i've been waiting to go home since last friday night or dawn
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