i wrote this for a christmas contest

away, throw the manger - no kid needs a bed
the lib'ral-convenience shouts, "off with its head"
they're charmed when the tykes die, they proudly await
the heads of their descendants, to flush down drain

the battle is growing, the babes are unsafe
the lib'ral-convenience says "just don't abstain"
they love the convenience, a shout-out to guys
the lay will be right, nothing desensitized

revere the convenience, demand it be made
as righteous a 'mendment as freeing the slaves
fret all the dear children in liberals' care
not only the muslims think beheading's fair
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