maybe carrie underwood did "jesus take the wheel" after seeing her own spite and anger in "before he cheats"

right now, she's probably so madly preaching islamic penance, allah loves a kill-spree
right now, she probably plots with lawyers, sue the little creep cuz she has bruised esteem
right now, she probably looks to find one something booty-licious, so now it's cool to rumble

but she don't know that he'll bust her knee unto capsize
and she'll wish she'd not presumed that girls are guys
scarred and shamed, the ruse of 'strong woman' speaks
he'll take his louie and fuck her, she'll moan and cry, up her holes go four more guys
maybe next time she'll think before she schemes

right now, he's probably not thinking of pride-assed girlies or their spite for man's control-ese
right now, he's probably doing push-ups and he's not thinking he's above the fem dis'bilty
right now, he's probably dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom polo

but he don't know that he'll bust her knee unto capsize
as she weeps a little to apologize
scarred and shamed, the ruse of 'strong woman' speaks
he'll take his louie and fuck her, she'll moan and cry, up her holes go four more guys
maybe next time she'll think before she schemes

he likes to save a little torture for the next girl,
as the next fem-nazi speaks, oh you know she won't be happy
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