the divorce laws need to be changed if the "strong woman" is anything but a farce

that little bitch is strong, and so
how she'll psyche to rape the man
so she spells out the perks she's owed
wants him to fund demands
how she relies on dave to S-U-R-V and I-V-E
it's the girls' way - hiding from life's downs
when their hearts' light up with need

so T-O-R-T-U-R-E becomes murder today
before little H-O-E will see monthly paydays
he loved that 'ho, her clit now bleeds
soon H-E double L, she'll see
but i wish that he could keep with T-O-R-T-U-R-E

hear her smile, "this is my christmas"
but the grinch he'll play
cuz he'll steal H-A-R-M-O-N-Y, her fun he'll break
she's held down, now she's hurtin' for
just one more breath for esteem
she'd cry and yell profane-type words
strong women downed easy

so T-O-R-T-U-R-E becomes murder today
before little H-O-E will see monthly paydays
he loved that 'ho, her clit now bleeds
soon H-E double L, she'll see
but i wish that he could keep with T-O-R-T-U-R-E


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