i'm the entertainer, and i know just where i stand
another fairy-player with an ego like TAFKAP
today i am a man, hun, though gay does come in sparks
and i know my name, i forget my game
so i'll pose like dear men i'm gonna be if i had no stumbling block

i'm the entertainer, but i had to pay a price
singing on the road at first, i had no social life
ah, their memories come to haunt me, friends i chased away
so, i hurt my head with a crash in a van
it was such a blessing, i was really dead
but i rose, was very paid

i'm the entertainer, sung all around new jers
taked a drive, i acted and gave a fine concert
on the interstates when no one knew my name
ah, it sucked to hell and so my truck was swell
but after a while and a thousand miles,
it's just a fun escape

i'm the entertainer, i sing off-key but strong
i'd like a friend a day or two, i have to write my songs
oh, i've got to be expressive and talk my state of mind
gotta get my grieves down on my pc and i'd love to feign a friendship, okay?
but i just don't have such time

i'm the entertainer, i sing and give a show
you've seen my latest venture when i am on the road
ah, it's potpourri of idols, they are madonna and prince-types
i take a beautiful song, then i glam it strong
was always such a hit, but it's gotta make me jizz
so i fuck it with my dirty mind

i'm the entertainer, pop idols make my day
i make their rhymes too funny or rhyme up too much hate
ah, i need be in the papers or in the magazines
cuz when i get old my site won't go
but i'll look for a stack or a list of facts praising what a man i be

i'm the entertainer, and i know just where i stand
another fairy-player with an ego like TAFKAP
today i am a man, hun, though gay does come in sparks
and i know my name, i forget my game
so i'll pose like dear men i'd wanna be if i had no stumbling block


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