i wrote this for a christmas contest

grandma got run over by a muslim, walking home from late-mass christmas eve
you can say the old p.c. type mantra, but as for me and grandpa we appeal

she'd been seen without a prayer-rug as she left the "chapel joe"
where one does not make affirmations, simply nags unto one's lord about one's woes
when they found her christmas morning at the beheading-attack
she had numbers on her forehead and another print of allah on her back

grandma got run over by a muslim, walking home from late-mass christmas eve
you can say the old p.c. type mantra, but as for me and grandpa we appeal

now we all so doubt that grandpa has been praying for his belle
hear his rug-prayer, "allah, could ya'll simply spare me from the harm that is your will"
it's not islam without tantrums by fanatics high on crack
and we just can't help but wonder, where'd they get and would they give new converts that

grandma got run over by a muslim, walking home from late-mass christmas eve
you can say the old p.c. type mantra, but as for me and grandpa we appeal

now the pork is on the table and the pudding made of pigs (ahh!)
and the "truth of christmas" candles that are just a-sitting there to muslim-dis
i've warned all my friends and neighbors, better watch out for your health
they should never give to psychos, a koran that only makes them wanna kill

grandma got run over by a muslim, walking home from late-mass christmas eve
you can say the old p.c. type mantra, but as for me and grandpa we appeal
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