how can we have friendship if we can't have sex
how can we start knowing with no time spent in bed
johnny, how can we feign love if we can't get naked
how can we have friendship if we can't have, can't have sex?

look at us now, look at us lately
i'm trying to figure out
how we'd get so tight
we met last june or maybe april
oh no, never blowjobs or 'sturbation
whoa whoa, it's a strange human relation

how can we have friendship if we can't have sex
how can we start knowing with no time spent in bed
johnny, how can we feign love if we can't get naked
how can we have friendship if we can't have, can't have sex?

the ties i've made, they formed with free lust
they just stop talking once they don't fuck the gay
the gays won't stay if lust won't deem us
both ho's, and that's why i'm far from buying
"no clothes" as what friends aren't out requiring

how can we have friendship if we can't have sex
how can we start knowing with no time spent in bed
johnny, how can we feign love if we can't get naked
how can we have friendship if we can't have, can't have sex?

johnny, lust ain't much, but i did brave it
johnny i've not fucked, but that's okay, it
deems us first as pals


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