if you search for masculine it isn't hard to find
you can have his muscle without spin
but if you look for feminine you might just as well be blind
it always seems that she must plead the fifth

jealousy is what "strong women" spur, every hun wants seen as dude
jealousy has hardly been unlearned and now she's N. O. W.

i can always find a hun to say they've fem'nine pride
if comparing hearts or ways they feel
but pride don't want his manly ways to lift her new recliner
all she wants is linda carter's spiel

jealousy is what "strong women" spur, every hun wants seen as dude
jealousy has hardly been unlearned and now she's N. O. W.

guys will lie, appease her, guys will lie for them
line's drawn at security with bodyguards as fems
anyone uncomforted by officer-woman? i know (i'm told) she's bold!

when i'm seein' right through ego, be truly burned
i know that your fronts have from shame spawned
but i don't want fem-jealousy gone sendin' barely-manly turks
because four young tough guys have broke in my lodge


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