where'd he go, he's still online-ey
then he says, "here's johnny"
plays a game, chats, work's a maybe
but he's paid, so "here is johnny"

i guess i understand no jobs at 'ndiana u
cuz playing games on job i thought was danger
he's sharp so he gets by with playing games online

"here's johnny," he says and smiles for his webcam's sake
johnny, it's great you don't do much, dude
"here's johnny," he says and tries to put on busy-face
when higher ranks invade

he makes sure the boss ain't nearing
when he says, "here is johnny"
there's no way to take them seri'sly:
working days of my johnny

i really couldn't help but write a song for nerd
his being there has made online more giggley
i knew it from the start that he will lose his job

"here's johnny," he says and smiles for his webcam's sake
johnny, it's great you don't do much, dude
"here's johnny," he says and tries to put on busy-face
when higher ranks invade

jobs like his are very special
jobs like his won't stress
"dylan, you aren't an achiever"
will he soon look in a mirror?


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