i heard he sang with ru paul, i heard he shagged with kyle
i know he came unqueer first, i christened with my 'gina
cuz there he was, this young virgin, gay just as a child

"fucking ex-gays is a risk, girl"
sing friends of mine, "just make sure"
billy's not raunchy, i did not
think he could off me with his schlong
selling my whole life down river
killing me softly with his schlong

i yelped, "aw, flush your semen," his bare ass upped and downed
i felt he's proud to het'ro, he said it as he'd spout
amazed that he was finished, but he just kept right on

"fucking ex-gays is a risk, girl"
sing friends of mine, "please make sure"
billy needs shot of esteem, i
didn't think costly was his romp
selling my whole life down river
killing me softly with his schlong

we banged until past noon, he then swallowed drops down there
and then he looked right through me as he said "thanks, mamn"
now i just pray to jesus, jesus steered me wrong

"fucking ex-gays is a risk, girl"
sing friends of mine, "just make sure"
is this his warning? i'm headstrong
was this my warning? i'm deadstrong
selling my whole life down river
he killed me, scoffed me with his schlong
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