u don't have 2 sink moola earned, 2 burn it off
eye've just seen a rockin' way, see, 2 tough ur bod
don't need experience to firm it now
u just leave it all up 2 thee, eye'm gonna show u what eye founded out

u don't have 2 do shit like leans or curls
u don't have 2 swim pools or school ur gourd
we no we'll shrink up in size by simply fasting, u dig?
eye dumped health-club exercise, ass my...kiss!

eye'll flaunt 2 much my shirtless navel, just when eye'm impressing
eye shant b 2 surly, momma, eye own mental apathy
my workouts reek of a.d.d. - maybe true, maybe lies
ooh, won't leave it all up to the machines at downtown Y

u don't have 2 do shit like leans or curls
u don't have 2 swim pools or school ur gourd
we no we'll shrink up in size by simply fasting, u dig?
eye dumped health-club exercize, ass my...kiss!

eye think eye'll drop my pants

women do curls, accrue a burn, 2 feel proved as strong
act ur age, momma, not your arm-size, eye'd hate 2 c ur straightness turn
u don't have 2 mock real'ty, project ur stats on dudes
u just seem u've no fucking reas'n, my "tough" is feigned like you

dudes don't have 2 do shit like leans or curls
dudes don't have 2 b proved as groomed and strong
eye no eye'm shrinked-up in size, not what a manly guy is
eye dumped health clubs when the guys brought their...bitch!


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