i've a little behind after zetacap & leg press so i started a song - look where i went.

it's just a little bitty pissant country butt
ain't nothin' muscle-ey
no drinkin' allowed, i get in eight-hundred cals
by the time i sleep
it's just a prettily stinkin' old time country butt
ain't no one screws my hole
i'm lots of goodwill and maybe one gay thrill
but there's nothing queeny goin' on

call it pimpled, scarred or too conservative
undress your big sausage, it'd be lookin' for sin
but i'd do it with the lot of hung men
as i'd boink to break the ice
but gay brains get a little clouded
thank god i'm queer part-time

it's just a little bitty pissant country butt
ain't nothin' muscle-ey
no drinkin' allowed, i get in eight-hundred cals
by the time i sleep
it's just a prettily stinkin' old time country butt
ain't no one screws my hole
i'm lots of goodwill and maybe one gay thrill
but there's nothing queeny goin' on

i won't ever get married, girls play not with my balls
i get boned for nothin' straight, i gaze at brawn
you know, gays do understand all things about opposites as bait
cuz what's the joy in hopin' it all for balls when they're lucid as your name?

it's just a little bitty pissant country butt
ain't nothin' muscle-ey
no drinkin' allowed, i get in eight-hundred cals
by the time i sleep
it's just a prettily stinkin' old time country butt
ain't no one screws my hole
i'm lots of goodwill and maybe one gay thrill
but there's nothing queeny goin' on

read my language, queer world, read it and go weep
but don't hang around as "proud" men feign sense of "pride" on t.v.
mind your p's and q's, don't flatter yourself, esteem is not a tool
but every world that is all grown sees pride and right through you
(yes, every world that is all grown sees pride and right through q)

you be gay, listen
beds are not to be wallowed in, that's the kind of thing that slick, black, aidsy whores do
and gays' bones hate rubbers...see yet?
the guys will tolerate the tying of their testicles by lovers as a pre-sex
freak-boy cumming
their sleaze will bone-up for taboos, for drugs to out you cold and black
they're downright wacky
and the stronger man hurts whenever such he's thinkin' his first-born's 'bout

it's his next-of-kin

pride of their goo, of their sexual ability
is what such guys live for, shirk responsiblity
of self, their mouths overflow with much gender i.d.
cuz semen makes them strong

any fag-habits you've gotten with, get rid of right now
what a manly 'tude, you slut, you cover-up self-doubt
and if you're with a lisp, see, oughta make real sure you're rid
cuz every time a queer's tale-tells, you'd better justify your dick

and as for dicks, dicks are something you don't need, no not for daily asshole fun
don't be stickin it, fool
quit your leeching and your sucking off his shaft-hole, i know doubt can deeply run

and so, are you getting the gay world?

well, any sex, then, dude likes haved to bout his lack of masc'line race
won't right his mind cuz guy still lacks, he needs to meditate or open mind to pray to god
and come to terms with sex...and identity

pride of our goo, of our sexual ability
is what us guys live for, shirk responsiblity
of self, our mouths overflow with much gender i.d.
cuz semen makes us strong

it's just a little bitty pissant country butt
ain't nothin' muscle-ey
no drinkin' allowed, i get in eight-hundred cals
by the time i sleep
it's just a prettily stinkin' old time country butt
ain't no one screws my hole
i'm lots of goodwill and maybe one gay thrill
but there's nothing queeny goin' on


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