i did not give her credit for the song originally, because i didn't want her to see it and get mad
in a recent email, i apologized for mention of "god," saying "i don't know what gays call their customized version"
she sent me an email back, "you're a judgmental asshole i never wanna deal with again"
so, voila!
excuse me, but i need a mouth like yours
to help make amends to world that just will doubt my norm
funny but it seems that she just loves my teats
single mom, we'll get some priest, we're deemed "married"
ooh, little hard-ons we don't need for our "family hour"
tits of strong women make the best child-rear'n
let's pretend we're family and own gay-spite
there ain't nothin' wrong if you've bought gays' hype
"ma and pop" is mildewed, worn-out, trite
let's pretend we're family, promote our chirst-rewrites!
ooh wee sha sha coo coo yeah!
all us hippies think we're better
excuse me, but i need a law degree
oh, i wanna feel we're meant-to-be
pride from law, it seems a last resort
and if it is, so what? make them pay if we're scorned
ooh, little hard-ons we don't need for our "family hour"
tits of strong women make the best child-rear'n
let's pretend we're family and own gay-spite
there ain't nothin' wrong if you've bought gays' hype
"ma and pop" is mildewed, worn-out, trite
let's pretend we're family, promote our chirst-rewrites!
ooh wee sha sha coo coo yeah!
all us hippies think we're better
excuse me but i need to spin his word
to help make amends to world that just does doubt my norm
let's pretend we're family, do it for spite
my young tots must burn for "equal" rights
let's pretend we're family and own gay-spite
ooh, little hard-ons we don't need for our "family hour"
tits of strong women make the best child-rear'n
let's pretend we're family and own gay-spite
there ain't nothin' wrong if you've bought gays' hype
"ma and pop" is mildewed, worn-out, trite
let's pretend we're family, promote our chirst-rewrites!
ooh wee sha sha coo coo yeah!
let's pretend we're family?
ooh wee sha sha coo coo yeah!
all us hippies think we're better`
ooh wee sha sha coo coo yeah!
oh every hottie...
ooh wee sha sha coo coo yeah!
all us hippies think we're better
ooh wee sha sha coo coo yeah...yeah
pride from law, it seems a last resort
and if it is, so what? make them pay if we're scorned
i wanna fuck the old nags, the church, the church, the church
i wanna...i wanna...i wanna...i wanna...i wanna bludgeon
father, i'm not hating you just cuz you blast me
but i sincerely wanna buck the hate that you spout
i'll sue your hate
pride from law, it seems a last resort
and if it is, i couldn't care - be warned
haven't you heard about me, i'm Q
i changed my views and screw your mind with values
i'm in love with god, but i'm one to hate
cuz dude, your pride's b'loney overcompensat'n
think i'm satan? your much more his type
as your vow's to "have fun" every mutherfucking night
you liken christ to a puppy, how cute
i know that for the afterlife, god has rules
check out my site, www.jaggedlittledyl.com
, unless you're there now