i wrote this one for a christmas contest

you know bashers hate fags cuz they're manic depressives
compensate dudeness with boners stuck in them
plus rude, fruity whores who boast "make my baby unborn"

rudolph the femi-gay's dream has an 'R' to guise his vote
but if you ever talked him, you would deem a feigned ol' hoax
all other 'publicans say, "queers don't deserve a special place"
they never get why rudolph joins the baby-killers' game

and to compensate, pc's mantra's here to say:
"rudolph, change the victims' spite into might through media-hype"
and how some lib'rals love him, how's he halfed his own party
rudolph the femi-gay seeks president guiliani
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