welcome to your life, there's no turning mack
even so, you'll keep really flaunting masculine-type strength-behaviors
turn your back on mothers' natures
every woman wants to fool the world
it's god's own design giving joan remorse
help the mrs. hyde, help her face the jolt that she's the lesser gender
all she wants is "ride him, cowgirl!"
every woman wants to fool the world
where's the womb? how'd the tyke's milk get brewed?
no to man while the girls, army allowed
don't want sued by these spiteful, slight fools
they're so glad they've g.i. janed it
so sad that spin can't change them
every woman wants to fool the world
i can't stand her optimism, harried by all mankind's givens
every woman wants to fool the world
say that she'll never never never never be him,
her head's like, "i be equal"
every woman wants to fool the world
bawls that she's the lesser gender, all she wants is "ride him, cowgirl,"
every woman wants to fool the world
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