kind of a kowinkiedink - my sister and i we both in "hello, dolly" in high school

wave your little hand and whisper, "so long, dearie"
you ain't gonna see or hear much more
sucks that i'm no brother that you'd like to be with
must be fun to scoff me evermore
my life ain't all that tough, i see what's befalled
your spite says, "god, my bro's a dolt"
but maybe lib'ral-land wants to control the people
dearie, you are just a product of left coast

but since you've nit-picked me and my life as much
i will rebut the speak you throw
i'll brave your insults and i'll insult your life-meanings
and i will not say i'm sorry til you do

but i can hear those woof-woofs callin' me back
to my happiness address
yes, i can hear those woof-woofs calling me on
on board my happiness express
i'm gonna learn to pass the week at home with no regrets
i'm stayin' as far away from jobbers as my world has been

and on those cold winter nights, laurel
you can dictate life with your brass knuckles, or
iron fist, honey, that's your thing

don't call to scoff me,
life ain't all that tough, i see what's befalled
your spite says, "god, my bro's a dolt"
so, laurel, you will try to find that i'm at fault here
when i dissed your follies, it was cuz you scoffed me
oh, you could have said you're wrong...
so long ago!
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