the original parody is here, but anyway...

my dylanswebpage.com tank-tops came in the mail, i was wearing one while out
(the clerks at pool city wouldn't ring me up for 10-15 seconds - backs turned ala the flaccid feminist egos at a bush speech)
and on the way home "so emotional" played on my mp3s.  so i am doing a remake of my own parody.
i don't know why my site's stiffed...now i do!

i've been feeling retarded beside my peers
i keep inside of me what i do best
livin' in a world of how-we're-seen, no respect woos when you're jobless

ooh!

i've been staying all at home, you see, i write
how'm i gonna place myself with dudes?
i got an idea, it's so neat - and i'll step right in front of you

i remember "no fear" as a young man, wish it didn't psyche me as much

i get so promotional, baby, every time i turn from you
i get so promotional, baby, read my shockin' site's L R U

and i'm conscious of who can view
really conscious, i'm blushing too

i gotta flock to the liberals, baby,
i've gotta flock to the proud
i like the manical gaze they use, offended all by a verb and noun

oh, i remember "no fear" as a young man, wish it didn't psyche me as much

i get so promotional, baby, every time i turn from you
i get so promotional, baby, read my shockin' site's L R U

i get so promotional, baby, very right - i'm such a goof
i get so promotional, baby, read my shockin' site's L R U

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