this one's just goofy, i had to write it when "i know you want my firm behind" flashed in my mind

i am, i am, i am, i said i wanna get pecs like you
i said i wanna get ogled too
you wouldn't want me til i clean my room, clean my room

i ain't, i ain't, i ain't 'cersizin in this old Y.M.C.
A. cuz i'm learnin i'm a sauna-freak
i want my home, ab-lounge and weight-machines will strengthen me

i know you want my hot behind, i know i like your firm behind
i know we'd eat, splooge, suck all night - my gross room blows and so you'd go

i am a man, a man, i live in ugliness you won't forget
you'd say you couldn't justify the mess
i'd say you shouldn't ask for more than sex, get undressed

i know you're hot for my behind, i know i like your firm behind
i know we'd eat, splooge, suck all night - i know you'll go then i'll disrobe

here i come, i come i come i come...here i come, i come i come i come...

i am, i am, i am, i said i wanna get sex from you
i guess i'll never get blown by you
nobody wants me til i clean my room, clean my room

i know you're hot for my behind, i know i like your firm behind
i know we'd eat, splooge, suck all night - i know my home is gross utmost

here i come, i come i come i come...here i come, i come i come i come


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