written in honor of bill o'reilly the pervert :)

one night, not long ago,
i fell for you - i'm sleazy fool, i'm old
dreaming of young sweet ass,
shun not me, you humanitarian

this romeo-dude's lonely ass needs squeezed
my tongue needs clit, show empathy
i know you think i oughtta let you be
old men can light your fire
what is wrong with me?

my name is not clinton
i'll watch what i say
if we thrill for girls
and speak, we're depraved
don't wanna be like bill clinton
he's an ego like me
we've both no respect for the subordiniees
i'm so much like clinton

that night, you looked at me seductively
i saw a coy girl's game
then i yearned to 'sturbate, i spoke prince-slang
nikki is not your name

this romeo wants blown, i cherish youth
i'm hard, i lust your pleasing-ese
i know you think i oughtta let you go
old men can light your fire
say, "hello, you big boy!"

my name is not clinton
i'll watch what i say
if we thrill for girls
and speak, we're depraved
don't wanna be like bill clinton
he's an ego like me
we've both no respect for the subordiniees
i'm so much like clinton

i never want it seen, my horny, don't want called a scum who's tawdry
if known i'm kind of tawdry, fags' do-good calls will skew my calling
i never should have chanced my id
a damn shame - don't want clint's name
but anyway...
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