i was advertising in the gay.com chatrooms one day. someone acknowledged my little behind, then one of the welfare-dudes (online more than i am) said 'trust me, you don't wanna squeeze it"

queer folk are chatting online 'bout people,
i hear their disses, "you're not prestigious"
they've read my spun words, and from heads will turn
they just ignore me and they keep playing with
ass of their own gender now
they bash if i wiggle the boat
and they're for belittling my songs
maybe their silence won't notorie- me

let's give 'em something to talk about
let's give 'em something to talk about
let's give 'em something to talk about
how about me?

i chat so foolish, they always notice
they act as puppets, put down me all you elites!
i'm a gay rumor, the prouds won't wonder
proud-types will dis, strike pose to cover
thinks about q not being right
dreams about dudes just being slight
"so dopey is that queer anti-gay"
most fags will crow it: "let's simply show author'ties"

let's give 'em something to talk about
let's give 'em something to talk about
let's give 'em something to talk about
how about me?

let's give 'em something to talk about
my little mystique will push their "proud"
let's give 'em someone to bash around
how about me?


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