he don't like to hear god speak
he don't want opposing thinks
he don't want gay pride seen scarred
he won't let ego be charged
he don't like ex-gay type books
he don't like straight-only wood
he don't like the gays who say,
"we don't pride, we're more than gay"

and though his body shames...
he's too gay for me, he's too gay for me

he don't like when joke's on gays
he don't like the the crux of AIDS
he don't like when friends won't romp
he don't like the real mens' bonds
he don't like the clothes he wears
he don't like not going bare
he don't like mens' hairy shell
he don't like unglamoured males

and though his body shames...
he's too gay for me, he's too gay for me

would he prefer it if mens' hearts were quelled with wax and douche?
would he prefer it if men would be just another form of youth?
he would destroy mens' health to find the perfect man
that's why he works in high school, yeah

he don't want to be his folks
he don't want to seem he's old
he don't want what's true and tried
he don't want to earn his dimes
he don't like when books are mean
he don't want to save free speech
he don't want the babies live
he don't care they're killed by wives

but oh, his body shames...
he's too liberal, he's too liberal, he's too liberal,
he's too liberal


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