"the gastric-bypass pill"     addendum (feb 11, 2007)

don't need to spin losing weight, don't want 'eat as you wish' shakes
some tags on progressive "diets" shun what's basic weight-decay
i'll build my arms by working out when my waist drops in size
take back those lies that you sell as more healthy

ungain my lard - hey, i'm of common sense
i'll lose my thirty-two pounds in two months like the form
with the flat gut who cried, "come find me, please" after a month on isle
betrayed his lard

take back the maddening lie, "eat just a small meal times five"
won't fear such queers and their peers, they just wish for days of play
you can't expect your weight to shed without sacrifice
but life is so cruel when you can't supersize me

ungain my lard - hey, i'm of common sense
i'll lose my thirty-two pounds in two months like the form
with the flat gut who cried, "come find me, please" after a month on isle
betrayed his lard

don't need to spin losing weight, don't want 'eat as you wish' shakes
take back those lies that you sell as more healthy

ungain my lard - hey, i'm of common sense
i'll lose my thirty-two pounds in two months like the form
with the flat gut who cried, "come find me, please" after a month on isle
betrayed his lard

ungain my, ungain my lard, won't regain it back, i'll get a hobby
ungain my lard, sweet darlins' will hound me for lust and my booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
when i'm strong
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