it takes a village all sounding elite
to joyously ream out what baby has deemed
as it takes a mayor to control the masses
from forming opinions that shut-out our mandates

yes it takes a village, a stately village
a lead czar, a big sis with might
oh yes it takes a village, compassioned village
to bring up your kiddies just right

the frail young brain needs the government's care
the fathers are stupid, they just can't compare
cuz it takes a breeder for housing the babies
and feeding, but sternly prescripting's the state's need

yes it takes a village, a stately village
a lead czar, a big sis with might
oh yes it takes a village, compassioned village
to control your kiddies' free-minds

and so we'll work until our vision's seen
three cheers for the orwellian scheme
god bless orwellian schemes

and in the winter, dad shovels the ice
because he knows well now his child has rights
he appoints no measures, the dad-police see him
they'll sue til he learns that the government's speaking

screw that faithless minion, that braggart minion
us bleed-hearts will fix him with spite
with womanly spite!
oh yes, it takes a village
the trusty village!
to bring up your kiddies for life
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