the muscle-bound hunk in the sauna at the ymca told me not to feel shame about having just beat off while he posed
in the car on the way home, my habit of studying the people i passed by rubbed me the leech way, and i dropped the habit quicker than you can say "gropey".
and i traded my workouts at the ymca for workouts at home, for the same reason.

there was a time i was every queeny - nothing made me blush
now q hounds me til i feel i'm unallowed unless i suck
i need to tell ya how q fights against the sense that's anti-gay
they view a nude-psyche as a mind-control, reason's not their way

but i can explain, cuz it's something about the way i'd look at guys...gave a role to play
gave a feeling to get put down, to be a child
and i can describe, cuz it's something about the way i'd look at guys...breaked my inner strength
and feigned masculine pride

with a smile, q pulls the human reasons from our hearts
til we're honestly so clueless and we can't know why we're hot

but i can explain, cuz it's something about the way that muscle guy...slapped my inner state
gave a feeling to get put down, to be a child
and i can describe, cuz it's something about the way i'd look at guys...breaked my inner strength
and feigned masculine pride

and i can explain, cuz it's something about the way that hairy guy, oh, takes esteem away
gives a feeling to get put down, i'm smooth as child
and i can describe, cuz it's something about the way that manly guy made me feel okay
to feign masculine pride

the way i'd look at guys, the way i'd look at guys, the way i'd loooooooooooooooook at guys
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