i paid like $15 a while ago for a lifetime account at freeringers.net, and it's pretty awesome.  i cut the part of a song that i want to play as a ringer, i convert the file to a ringtone, i upload it to freeringers.net, and it sends it to my cell phone!

for xm radio who keeps bothering me, as well as the texas number that doesn't say anything when i answer, as the ring for them i hear "if there's something weird and it don't look good, who ya gonna call...ghostbusters!".  i know not to answer.

for my psycho-doctor, who won't be calling after may when i stop seeing him, i hear a line from green day's "basket case".

for wendy my goddess, i hear prince's "darlin nikki" - "i knew a girl named nikki, i guess u could say she was a sex fiend".

for my liberal chiropractor, it's john kerry: "i actually did vote for the 87 billion dollars...before i voted against it".

for my sister, it's one of her own songs.

for my mom, it's "put your head on my shoulder" since she sung that to me and my sis as babies.

for my dad, a beatles fan, it's "well shake it up baby now, twist and shout".

for my friend larry, it's the golden girls theme: "thank you for being a friend".

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