dylan spice says: "if you wanna pray to allah, you've gotta get compulsive"
the rules of enprayment (aka, how to keep the loving allah from ignoring your prayer):
from http://www.bahagia.btinternet.co.uk/prayer1.html

1 Begin by saying 'Bismillah Hirrah-man Nirraheem'(In the name of Allah, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful)
2 Wash the hands up to the wrists three times.
3 Rinse the mouth out three times.
4 Carefully sniff water into the nose three times, blowing it out each time using the left hand.
  * muslims maintain that the devil sleeps up there and that come morning must be washed out *
5 Wash the face from the forehead to the chin, and from ear to ear, three times.
6 Starting from the right side, wash the arm up to the elbow three times, then repeat for the left arm.
7 Using wet hands, rub them over the top of the head starting at the forehead, wiping backwards.
8 Using wet fingers, wipe the inside and outside of the ears.
9 Wash the feet up to the ankles, starting with the right foot.
10 End by saying 'Ashadu an la illah ha ill'Allahu wahda hula sharika lah, Wa ashadu ana Muhammadan 'ab duhu wa rasul' (I testify that none has the right to be worshipped except Allah alone without partners, and I testify that Muhammad is His slave and messenger)
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