i was so sick and tired of all these unsexy faces and unsexy bodies and unsexy attitudes responding to my spam posts on craigslist, that i just started writing this as my new spam-post.  i just want the majority of the gay community to stay away from me, they're such damned masculivoids.

You're not a hottie if you can't do at least 8 pull-ups. You're not a hottie if most of the pics you've taken of yourself, do not show your face. You're not a hottie if you've got no form to your rear-end.

You're not manly if you shave your armpits like the strong woman who can't curl 40 pounds with one arm. You're not manly if your best friend is female. You're not manly if your politics are overcompassionate.

You're not self-reliant if your hobbies include SHOPPING. You're not devoted to yourself as a man if you're not all the man you need. You're not confident with your own sexuality, you're confident with your lack of gender-identity - I've seen you in public showers...looking around like you're a stranger to the masculine sexuality.

Now that we got that out of the way, hi my name is Dylan and I would like to get with a perfect specimen of manhood.

check out my site, www.jaggedlittledyl.com , unless you're there now