you and me, we SUVed together
flatulence from burgers all day
i really feel we were screwing the earth, then
i can't believe i could be so dense
it looks as though we need to slow
the lives we lead, or fire will burn our globe

don't breathe, i know i must seem crazy
but please stop your nature
don't melt or fuck the earth
don't breathe, i know it's not easy
i won't breathe so freely
won't melt or fuck the earth

our everything contributes to heat rising
from bum-farts to the cars we're driving, oy vey!
and we'll die if you don't try
so i'll tell everyman to live life lite

don't breathe, i know i must seem crazy
but please stop earth-hating
don't melt or fuck the earth
don't breathe, i know that you're thinking
that i'm a chicken little
don't melt or fuck the earth

it's all ending, we've gotta stop pretending we've no fault
'ciety, i can see it dying...warming

don't breathe!


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