i think i'm already famous
at least 'round town, i'm well-known
these days, i show off my t-shirts
bashing minority-dopes
can't wait to break their superegos
can't wait to prove their shams
can't wait to set the strong woman
in her place, down from man

cuz when you hurt the self-esteem
that's based not in reality
you are tagged as one who's lewd,
and people avoid you just cuz you're not p.c.
i will throw a major fit
when my latte isn't just how i like it
email them as a game from crazy domain-names
and their chatter is growing
easy-made celebrity

i get high-fives from sons and daughters
fem'nist won't show much strength
half the community's nervous
about my injured mind's state
i wait for supermarket tabloids
to write some awful stuff
cuz the more they shun or praise now,
the more my site has sprung

cuz when you hurt their self-esteem
that's based not in reality
you are tagged as one who's lewd,
and people avoid you just cuz you're not p.c.
i will scorn women, blacks, gay-love
and "religions" that terrorize humans
they'll hate me for my games
they'll blame the injured brain
but anything for buzz...
easy-made celebrity

so, they'll bitch up a maelstrom and say again
"he's a man, he's dumb, we're above"
call me a white-trash basher, brain-dead millionaire
hey-hey. hollywood, show me love

i never thought i'd use the word 'maelstrom'.  it was a vocab word in eigth grade, in my mind it was a storm of males.  malestorm.
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