i've been wanting to write a song about KSU and the personal training class i left after 5 or 8 minutes.  a song about the refund i got after attending the class for such a short time, when only two weeks earlier i called the school to withdraw and to get a refund, but was told that i couldn't get a refund.  here's the actual story:

i wore my "if women can unabashedly call themselves strong, all i need is a sex change" shirt to the class that saturday.  as i walked into the waiting area where all my classmates were, i saw one guy standing maybe twenty feet ahead, eyes fixed upon me.  i know his gaze could have been locked on me, just because i'm SO DAMNED CUTE, but he had to be reading my shirt.  later, upstairs, he was walking past me and looking real uncomfortable, eyes to the ground and all.

anyway, the instructor was Strong Woman, and she let me know just how offended she was by my shirt.  if she didn't get an eyeful before class when i was talking to her, she would have gotten it as i walked to the front row and took a seat right in front of her.  everyone else was already seated, i didn't forget about them, i'm sure they saw the back.

in maybe the first 5 minutes StrongWoman said something i can't recall, something that must have been an attempt to compromise masculinity, and as i was trying to look busy by writing things like "i gotta get out of here" and "i wonder how long it takes to get to cleveland," i heard her say probably something spinning the meaning of strength to Strong Woman's favor, ending with "but you can't help it if you're a man".  so i wrote that down, as well.  "i can't help it if i'm a man".

well, having gone back to my car at the start of class to get the textbook she told us to open, i told her i had to go back to my car to get a pen to use instead of my pencil.  from there, i left, thinking i was wasting the $500 dollars i paid if i stopped going.  "what a pisser," i heard a voice from Airplane! say.  a week later, i got a call from ksu, the older lady who worked in the office was calling to tell me that since the class is intensive and since i missed one whole class, i would not be able to return.  i did not remind her that only a few weeks beforehand, she told me i could miss a class once.   i just sorrowfully accepted that my check for $500 would soon be in the mail.

later on, i saw footprints from ksu on the counter for my site.  that's probably what earned me the refund, as the url that was on the front of my shirt was "www.strongwomen.info" and that url links to the Strong Woman page touching on topics like "Legalize Rape" and "Save A Fetus, Abort A Feminist".  StrongWoman must've felt threatened.

oh, i forgot, two weeks passed after i stopped going and i still hadn't received the check.  i asked my roomie to call to make sure i was getting it, he told me that after he was explaining my situation to let her know who i was, she says, "oh, i remember him".  and he gave me a dirty look.  haha.

because of universities

i will not waste a day to save five hundreds
i made my bed, but dealt - and your cards show much misery
i will not say gal-strength loses
your strong-facade has burned like charcoal
could never plan this tell-tale heart

because of U.
and every dame who's heart runs from free-thought
because of U.
and hurtful names banned to save pride of minorijerks
because of U.
i find the large refund not owed to me's been sent because you're cow'rdly
because of U. i am repaid

i move you, lady, it's not too long before you point it out
i cannot lie, i just like showing weakness lives inside
the strong-type dames who's pride is half-fabricated by lies
you're strong in body, miss thing, just as strong as your emotion-complex!

because of U.
and every dame who's heart runs from free-thought
because of U.
and hurtful names banned to save pride of minorijerks
because of U.
i find the large refund not owed to me's been sent because you're cow'rdly
because of U. i am repaid

i mock her pride, StrongWoman lies, uninvites from her scene
i was told once i could no-show, better that they refund me
i never thought of college as help, u. just calls my name
and now my time's spent on campuses left/right for the fame i need

because of U.
and every dame who's heart runs from free-thought
because of U.
and hurtful names banned to save pride of minorijerks
because of U.
i'll drive the farthest just to unrest 'virsity
because of U.
i don't know how to let everyone else live
because of U.
i owe thanks cuz my site's just so offending
because of U.
i'll have my fame!
because of Q
because i'm rude


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