clock strikes behind the mirror as i just begin to gaze
buildin' up, i've not figured out how to take the dude i've made
i've won the right to be proud, taking naked pics i ho around
so when i'm psyched for myself it's so norm

oh, i wanna glance at my body
i wanna see what deems me a hottie
yeah, i wanna glance at my body
cuz my body is muscley

oh, i wanna glance at my body
i wanna be serene with my body
yeah, i wanna glance at my body
cuz my body is muscley

i've missed self-love and gawked at men with envious self-doubt
sooner or later, i'd need amends and i'd buy some weights and sprout
i understand that gay is grand if you've not the burn to become your man
but when i'm psyched for myself, i'm reborn

oh, i wanna glance at my body
i wanna be serene with my body
yeah, i wanna glance at my body
mind and body, i love me

oh, i wanna glance at my body
i wanna be a freeeeeeeak!
yeah, i wanna glance at my body
mind and body, i love me

one hot dude, one hot dude, my body is muscley
one hot dude, one hot dude, i know i'd win your heart, oh!

i understand that gay is grand if you've not the burn to become your man
but when i'm psyched for...myself, i'm reboooooooooooooorn!

oh, i wanna glance at my body
i wanna be serene with my body
yeah, i wanna glance at my body
mind and body, i love me

don't you wanna glance at me naked? don't you wanna glance at my toy?
hey, don't you want my ass? it's amazing, but it's not firm, no touchies

takin' off my pants, showin' off my ass, don't you wanna glance?
bone you up the ass, gay makes me entranced, won't you eat my ass?
take 'em off, your pants, hey i'm still a fag (uh-huh)
but my body is muscley


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