i can't stand hearing limp whiners in nutri-system ads: "it's so HARD to lose weight".  JUST DON'T FUCKING EAT or FILL UP ON VEGETABLES or DRINK WATER TO FILL STOMACH-SPACE"

you're a dweeb, you choose to blame genetics, every gay's 'xistential "can't change"
i really feel that to lose it, take less in, you can't achieve with only "the gym"
it's looks as though your comfort-zone is gived-to much, but i don't even know

don't eat!  i know it's tough and paining to eat not your fav'rites
don't get for lunch, dessert!
don't eat!  i know that you're thinking, "i won't eat no greens," and
"i'll get a bigger shirt"

your fantasies of guys, they seem remindin' of someone altogether trying to be
as for pride, well, q can lie with their dicks up the ass of superguys

don't eat!  and grow to buff and brave, then
you can be your main man and rise above your hurts
don't eat!  i know that you're thinking, "always i've been a queer man"
"don't tell me that i shirk"

it's so pending, you've gotta start amending who you are
you're a dweeb, why do you confide in all gays?

don't eat!  i know it's tough and paining to eat not your fav'rites
don't get for lunch, dessert!
don't eat!  i know that you're thinking, "well, i won't eat no greens," and
"i'll get a bigger shirt"

"i'll get a bigger shirt"

i won't be my main man, so please stop berating
won't be, won't be, won't be!
i won't be my main man, i don't need to be him
real men are good, real men are good, real men are so good!

lalalalalala lalalalala


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