i was chatting with someone who lives 2 hours away from me, trying to tell him subtly that i wasn't interested.  i told him that the distance between us would be too much for me to bear if he got a hold on my heart.  he told me that "he wouldn't do that to his peeps".  i'm like, "do what, live 2 hours away from them".  then he tells me he'd be here as much as he could.  i'm like, "you still live 2 hours away".  after a while, he's giving me the guilt trip, "ok, whatev, don't give me a chance".  so i closed aim and wrote this song about the local donut clerk who winked at me a few times and gave me free donuts.  i'm glad i saw the 'occupied' on the bathroom door or (thinking it could accomodate two with the toilet and the urinal) i would have went in after him.

yeah, like a lovefool i put my number in his hand as he put it out for me to shake.  isn't that the title of the "say that you love me" song by the cardigans.

john said, "it sounds like a molly ringwald movie".  ha.  isn't that funny?
"when doves cry"
(i've laid the seed, it should be all you need)

dig, if you will, the picture: a cutie-guy engaging my id
of sweat on his body, i do dream
smelling his body, smelling up his pits
dreaming of men stops short, cuz
notions of my hero loom
actual guy beats online posers
i feel his beat, the creed that is his life, too

how can he just leave me standing
he knows of my world he takes hold
maybe he does understand me
maybe he does not, i've gotta get bold
maybe i'll just write my number, give it when i say "bye"
why can't i seem to speak much, is this just what it sounds like: my lovelife

touch, if you will, my limbics - feel how i tremble and cry
dude's got my butterflies all riled up
i hate to play fool, please man touch my psyches
how can he just leave me standing
he knows of my world he takes hold
maybe he does understand me
maybe he does not, i've gotta get bold
maybe i'll just write my number, give it when i say "bye"
why can't i seem to speak much, is it because i'm down with no social life
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