i intended this to be a song about my sex life, but after the first verse and chorus, there were barely any new words

as i would gawk and ride, saw athletic male on the side
feigning loss of "where am i," talked then dude sat passenger's side
well, i must have been a youth, cuz it was in philly too
i hoped that he would speak his mind, his weak laugh at the passing girls cried,
"i like guys and yours will hard-on me"
fact is that i felt a fool, so
i'd want dudes, but "no" would fucking hurt pride

come on, gay thing, don't make me say
"let's play and hump," because i fear you'll say
"fuck, no," and leave...i want face saved
let me say my life's no sexcapade, oh, no!

sex - ca - pade
could be a good time
sex - ca - pade
pleasing firm male behinds
sex - ca - pade
i do not speak mind
sex - ca - pade
lost sexcapade

you don't hold back, the habit is mine
i hate to lose, but half me knows it scorns
to say you want a dear real man to love

come on, gay thing, don't make me say
"let's play and hump," because i fear you'll say
"fuck, no," and leave...i want face saved
let me say my life's no sexcapade, oh, no!

minneapolis!

[i had to put that in there.  i never could make out what she said til someone told me like 15 years after the song came out]


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