all my sex has been for friendship
cuz sex is easy, gay dot com's my social-dream
but all one's friends are met with less sex
and my life's been on one track since '93

phoned manically the mens' sex network
from 18 to 22
meet the fiends who live to cream
the boys that are hung so good
from anniston to galveston
somewhere round age 23
in inns i'd look out through the peephole,
to be sure he's not forty

all my sex has been for friendship
cuz sex is easy, gay dot com's my social-dream
but all one's friends are met with less sex
and my life's been on one track since '93

i remember feeling need to wander
cuz i yearned for friends
and i had no ties and so i'd dine
in langhorne with therapist
by theraputic rec'mendation
i'd go south for psyche
and i'd always call that aol,
more-less 'bout lunchtime

all my sex has been for friendship
cuz sex is easy, aol's my social-dream
but all one's friends are met with less sex
and my life's been on one track since '93

some folks think i'm easy
it's been rumored that i've pride
but i've been crying "help" since '93!


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