i really wanted this to be "it's so hard to dream good while you're pressing weights," which would justify my aversion to serious exercise.  like i said before, these songs never turn out to be the way i envisioned them...then i add the last repeat-verse and cultivate it to rectify the problem.

how do i make the time like muscleman has?
i could try his game for half-an-hour max
i thought, "since flex can be for sex or
just an exercising place,
i'd be charmed to exercise, have sex on breaks"

i don't know when this road
will get me to cleveland
all i know is man, i'm thin,
i just need sinew
if i get no beef to marvel,
if no one works out with me
it'd be hard to exercise without a mate

and i'll take with me the memories
to keep me from trying once again
it's so hard to exercise without a mate

and i'll trade my dream of getting beefed
for dreaming my time right away
it's so hard to dream good while you're pressing weights


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