hmn, i got the idea for this one as a serious lust-song, just to be funny...but i knew the impact steve has on my life is no laughing matter.

it's fair to say that my behavior's much a spectacle
don't condescend me, i necessarily need male roles
i've never been, you see, much friends with men fit-physical
or confident, so now guess who has seat on pedestal

he gave me pride and made me wanna try, now esteem's here
this double-person i am being ain't no lie, it's real
i so relate to dude so very well, not seann will scott
but stifler - fuckin' right, i'm counting on the balls he's got

when it was sold, my pride - when i got someone to become
you'd understand it to be passing phase
not a way to build myself up
but like a little boy, i saw the face of the father who gives a meaning
isn't anything sacred, cuz i'm getting harder and harder for steve
isn't anything sacred, cuz i'm getting harder and harder for steve

what you are doing is screwing things up inside my head
you should know better, were ever-wishing i would make amends
bucking from living, i withered and you hated it
hoping somebody someday would move me like stif did

when it was sold, my pride - when i got someone to become
you'd understand it to be passing phase
not a way to build myself up
but like a little boy, i saw the face of the father who gives a meaning
isn't anything sacred, cuz i'm getting harder and harder for steve
isn't anything sacred, cuz i'm getting harder and harder for steve

does it kill, does it burn, is it painful to learn
that the stif-man is all of my goals
he's my will and my being, and i feel him in me
cuz it's stifler that's down in my soul


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