the prom kings, wilson and phillip, wrote this as a letter to the editor of my high school paper

the secret of lust, i got it understood
we're made as we're supposed to be
so never imagine our wood grows cuz we're self-distraught
don't doubt the crux is we're gay since we're born

i don't have to think about it because i am queer
don't analyze if you're not a queer
tell me i'm erron'ous next in
my shoes, or else you can't win

share not my thoughts, talk not as if they've primmed you
you're faking you know what is gay
you are no queer, so don't feign no
sight - when you're straight you just don't know

i don't have to think about it because i am queer
don't analyze if you're not a queer
tell me i'm erron'ous next with
my shoes, or else you can't win

the gay gene is the reason
not a rush to judge
faggots as pre-programmed, non-changeable
oh, if you're not like me
don't start, mister harvard-phd


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