if you're not all the man you need, good luck filling anyone else's void

i want a fit dude who's hairy
i want him toned, cuz that's my goal
i wanna attain it through a mentor
gay love compensates lost esteem
i looked too skinny
no power, a coward

daunting, needling, paining
when truth does justify my lust
moping, decaying, it's true i'm justified as RUNT

i wanna grow huge, strong like man
i don't wanna be a blunder, i so wanna be a winner/hero
i much wanna equal others, i'll be a man through training
christ'n me, that's right, christ'n me

daunting, needling, paining
when truth does justify my lust
yearning, burning for dudes, i'm justified as RUNT

why do i wanna screw what i so wanna screw?
faults of me, never could lead - they were real men
never could cheer "i'm a man," phys. ed. would scorn me
i gotta change, realize my heart, be a guy

poor is the man who sexu'lizes manly fruitions he'd become of
love me, that's right, love me
i wanna be, so train me


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